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[Mark Poole ModVP]

Gabe and Ron, are you guys gonna run those 60 boats in open tunnel? I sure hope so. BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[jaxracer]

Dang guys, whats up with everyone ganging up on "Bird" man. Don't you know that you're supposed to respect your elders(Sorry Ron you said it I didn't.lol.) Mr. Zaborniak(your name according to rubber lips), telling Ron he needs a walker to get around the pond. Come on man, if he needs a walker then you might as well go on ahead and hire a new driver.

Driving tip #1(not that it'll help): Never give up lane 1 when attempting to stay in the lead or else any good driver behind you will stick their boat in lane 1/2 and blow by you. Example: Last years Internats. Coming around buoy 6, you gave me a hole and I went through it taking the lead and giving my self about a half a straight away for cushion. What happened, were you playining footsies with Otto on the stand or what? Did you loose a cylinder?

Driving Tip #2: The object is to win. Which apparently you aren't used to doing.

Finally Driving Tip #3: If you stay out of my way I will refrain from lapping you again.

This is some very useful information that can be used and applied by many of you on this forum. I hope you're taking notes. This concludes driving school chap. 1.

~Mitch Jr.

(Gotcha Grim )

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[aamick1971]

dam ya'll crack me up! man i think id better go find my high waters because the sh**t is getting to deep for me. i think ill keep my butt up here in lexington sc where i can stand and see what i am standing in!!!!!!!!

allen

 

[RaceCraftBearings]

Thats Known in Aussie land as a roof over the tool shed

Ya know I had heard that one two from my good friend Bill A and it must have escaped me but thanks much for reminding me of that one. Hopefully this old dog wont forget it the next time :lol:

Ron .............one day I will make it to Oz!

 

[BOBBYH]

Guys,

I've put up another Smack Talk Poll since I obviously left one of the front runners off the first one. It's still a month until the race, you guys might want to pace yourselves so you don't fall a little short (see Enduro race last year! ).

The entry list is also updated.

-Bobby

 

[Scott Norris]

dam ya'll crack me up! man i think id better go find my high waters because the sh**t is getting to deep for me. i think ill keep my butt up here in lexington sc where i can stand and see what i am standing in!!!!!!!!

allen

No Allen, actually what you need to do is put on your Highwaters, pull those straps over your shoulders, Mail in your entry form, call up Steve Cirmella, tell him to do the same, pack your boats into the back of Steves truck and get ya'lls a$$es down to Walterboro in about 4 weeks!!! :lol: B)

 

[John Knight]

dam ya'll crack me up! man i think id better go find my high waters because the sh**t is getting to deep for me. i think ill keep my butt up here in lexington sc where i can stand and see what i am standing in!!!!!!!!

allen

No Allen, actually what you need to do is put on your Highwaters, pull those straps over your shoulders, Mail in your entry form, call up Steve Cirmella, tell him to do the same, pack your boats into the back of Steves truck and get ya'lls a$$es down to Walterboro in about 4 weeks!!! :lol: B)

Totally agree as I do not have either of your entry! Let's get them in.

 

[Don Riek]

No Allen, actually what you need to do is put on your Highwaters, pull those straps over your shoulders, Mail in your entry form, call up Steve Cirmella, tell him to do the same, pack your boats into the back of Steves truck and get ya'lls a$$es down to Walterboro in about 4 weeks!!! :lol: B)

Totally agree as I do not have either of your entry! Let's get them in.

It's safe this year Allen. I won't be able to attend, so your boat should make it home in one piece.

 

[RaceCraftBearings]

No Allen, actually what you need to do is put on your Highwaters, pull those straps over your shoulders, Mail in your entry form, call up Steve Cirmella, tell him to do the same, pack your boats into the back of Steves truck and get ya'lls a$$es down to Walterboro in about 4 weeks!!! :lol: B)

Totally agree as I do not have either of your entry! Let's get them in.

It's safe this year Allen. I won't be able to attend, so your boat should make it home in one piece.

Allen,Allen, Allen by all means get those boats ready you and Steve, load em up to make the trip.

I will be very disapointed if either of you dont come!

Now BACK to the SMACK

Do you all believe this?? I seem to have shutdown Hearl the Squirrel and James "Mr. Clean" Clegg in this war of words. I have been out runnin boats all day and was looking forward to a reply from Clegg to find nary a post since my last to him. Hearl on the other hand just has not measured up to the challenge at hand and I sincerley think that his name should be removed from the poll unless he gets his gums flapping. Tonya, Rubber Lips, Toni and Gator360 cant post cept every Friday when the boss is off so he just isnt a contender (PS the Gator 360 is not a typo as I have seen him do more 360 spin outs on the lake than 340's)

Mr Mitch you defended me so well that I dont at this time consider you a threat, yes I am old this I admit and that my friend makes it even sweeter when I kick all yall youngins tails :lol: Now Mitch Jr. he hasnt really said much at all so it appears he is just an also ran in the game of smack, besides I am not sure I could pepper him with any thing vile as he is just a good kid in my eyes! Oh yeah lets not forget he can drive rings around the other boys in the family er I mean his dad and Aunt Tonya. B)

TunnelDon dont seem to be much on the smack track either and I just met him at the Internats last year and he just has not offended me in any way shape or form. Just an all around good guy!

Don Riek, your not coming so your off my list....if the staus changes this would please us however it would put you back on my list. PS I will say hi that lil cutie at our fav breakfast joint.

Now if any of these good guys get outta hand dont you fret we can change all a what I just said!

PS Bobby thanks for the honor you have bestowed upon me!

Gabe we are still waiting for round three..............and waiting...........and waiting..........and waiting

Gabe this is just for you.......

Wie die geht das Yodeling Kategorien oben dort in die Alpen?

Liebe ya Mann!

Ron

 

[Scott Norris]

Woa!!! Ron has em up against the ropes with an uppercut to the left jaw and is hammering the midsection like Mean Joe Frasier!!!! :lol:

 

[Don Riek]

Woa!!! Ron has em up against the ropes with an uppercut to the left jaw and is hammering the midsection like Mean Joe Frasier!!!! :lol:

Pretty hard to miss THOSE midsections, Scott!

Ron Byrd, what list am I off?

TunnelDon, if you think about it for about three seconds you can find something to offend Byrd with.

If you need some help, just ask me. After all, this board is all about helping each other out!

 

[jaxracer]

Gabe still has nothing to say. That's a first. I think we'll do this like in wrestling and start the count and see if Gabe can kick out in time or if Byrd will be the victor with the knock out. Here we go...... 1 .

~Mitch Jr.

 

[TunnelDon]

Don Riek help me out here I am trying to remember this guy Ron Byrd. I met a lot of new impressive people at the internats but he must not be one of them. So I tried to remember impressive boats but he must not have any of those either. :blink:

Please help!!!!!!!! :blink:

And it begins

 

[Gator 340]

Don Riek help me out here I am trying to remember this guy Ron Byrd. I met a lot of new impressive people at the internats but he must not be one of them. So I tried to remember impressive boats but he must not have any of those either. :blink:

Please help!!!!!!!! :blink:

And it begins

Hey Don let me help you out with that. Ron Byrd is the guy that is whereing your buddy Gabe's azz out with the smack talking. It is with great regret that after a week end of thinking that I am withdrawing my name from the smack poll. I just can't compete. SIKE screw that LETS GET IT ON you guys talk smack like yaw drive boats all over the place and usally dead in the front streach.I will admit this the byrd man has shut DR Hearle's azz up what's the matter Steve out of root juice. Grim Racer I figured out where you got that name from. The chances of you finnishing a race mutch less winning one is pretty danm grim down here in the south it is any way:unsure: . I guess poor gabe is getting awtimers or some thing if you notice instead of coming up with new stuff he just cut's and paste what he has already said poor fella and he has to pick on lil mitch at that I mean come on round boy just because the little dude has spanked you on more than one ocassion is no means to pick on him your gonna mess around and he is gonna start using those big words that you have no idea what they mean. trust me you do not want that to happen. where the heck is team vans's leader at. He sure is quite and I did not see him or his boy's name on the entry list whats up with that. All this hipe about a new boat that is gonna have me and Mitch calling 911. I tell you what Carle maybe we should have a paremetic standing by at the pond for you or your boys trust me yaw will need it more than me or big brother. After all the shock of your new boat getting beat by a couple of hill billy as Rushing likes to call us will be a strain on you.

 

[VansRacing]

I havn't got time for all this. I am working on a recipe for Gator Head stew right now...

Lets see...

1 tank of fuel

1 red hot glow plug

1 crispy sharp prop

1 Gator Head

LOL

-Carl,

 

[RaceCraftBearings]

Don Riek help me out here I am trying to remember this guy Ron Byrd. I met a lot of new impressive people at the internats but he must not be one of them. So I tried to remember impressive boats but he must not have any of those either. :blink:

Please help!!!!!!!! :blink:

And it begins

Well now, look who I dun drug out from unda the tree stump ole TunnelDon. I dont know his real name as he aint ever been seen round these parts, he dont skeer me atall! Here tell he's one uh Mr Cleans friends but yall see how that lil war went down. I think he has withdrawn from SMACK talk and gone yodeling over there in the German Alps.

Hey TunnelDon you act as though you dont remember me but its really a case of you would just as soon forget cause you dont want to have nightmares the rest of your life remembering how bad azz my boats are.

I'll cut you a little slack while yer trying to figure it all out!

Don Riek, I know yer trying to make my list again but you are weak man, get out to the gym and work on it!

Ron The Byrdman

 

[jaxracer]

Gabe still has nothing to say. That's a first. I think we'll do this like in wrestling and start the count and see if Gabe can kick out in time or if Byrd will be the victor with the knock out. Here we go...... 1 .

~Mitch Jr.

James, are you trying to give up your bid in the smack talk title. Surely the rookie hasn't put an end to the "Great" Gabe has he. Well the count continues, we are now at........2 . I'm sorry but if I reach 3 then, Mr. Byrd will have to be crowned the winner by default, unless another brave soul cares to step up to the plate.

And Grim, you sure have been quiet, it's alright, you can come back and play with us some more if you want . Maybe in Walterboro we can take you to the barber and get some of that hair turned into a wig. That way James can know what it feels like to have hair.

~Mitch Jr.

(Come on Gabe the clock's ticking h34r: )

 

[Grimracer]

O Littlest dude...

Puberty has not been kind to you has it... sorry.. I never had to go through that.. I was a boy and then MAN in one night.. (what was the names of the twin hottys) Sorry your a tad young and to give you any more details.. O and by the way.. did you build a new boat after last years internats…and have your dad install the radio.. SORRY MAN.. you know what happen last time he helped... CRUNCH.... but son.. i rubbed southern magic powder on it and stomped in a circle for 3 days singing Randy Travis songs and its not my fault.... as for my buddy James it just takes time...James needs to rub that head on some you know what to make that hair grow.. me.. long hair.... remember the twins?.. what.. at your age your finding hair on the pillow.. oooooo :blink:

I must say.. Ron is on a roll.. .. it must be all he does is sit in front of the PC like Al Bundy, One hand in his pants and the other clicking the mouse. I can here Ron B now.. What was that.... another pop up for.. Viagra.. Oooo what was that.. a pop up for aunt Marthas hanging low pay video sight...... Heck if he spent have that time working on his boats... he might have a chance to get out and test.. its the only way you are going to learn to stop sticking your ding dong in the prop.. :lol:

Heck guys.. you get the chance to run 365 days a year and i get about half that. you still cant beat this northern boy... common.... better bring it to the race dudes... Grims on a mission.. h34r:

Gator.. i have never seen a real gator (other then you).. i heard there about as scary as a butterfly.. or maybe a babies bottom.. just like the Tattoo on your arm.. soft and saggy.... Hope you have your boats running good... maybe you need a push on the water.. heck Ron can give you that..

Grim out

 

[Russ Williamson]

O Littlest dude...

Puberty has not been kind to you has it... sorry.. I never had to go through that.. I was a boy and then MAN in one night.. (what was the names of the twin hottys) Sorry your a tad young and to give you any more details.. O and by the way.. did you build a new boat after last years internats…and have your dad install the radio.. SORRY MAN.. you know what happen last time he helped... CRUNCH.... but son.. i rubbed southern magic powder on it and stomped in a circle for 3 days singing Randy Travis songs and its not my fault.... as for my buddy James it just takes time...James needs to rub that head on some you know what to make that hair grow.. me.. long hair.... remember the twins?.. what.. at your age your finding hair on the pillow.. oooooo :blink:

I must say.. Ron is on a roll.. .. it must be all he does is sit in front of the PC like Al Bundy, One hand in his pants and the other clicking the mouse. I can here Ron B now.. What was that.... another pop up for.. Viagra.. Oooo what was that.. a pop up for aunt Marthas hanging low pay video sight...... Heck if he spent have that time working on his boats... he might have a chance to get out and test.. its the only way you are going to learn to stop sticking your ding dong in the prop.. :lol:

Heck guys.. you get the chance to run 365 days a year and i get about half that. you still cant beat this northern boy... common.... better bring it to the race dudes... Grims on a mission.. h34r:

Gator.. i have never seen a real gator (other then you).. i heard there about as scary as a butterfly.. or maybe a babies bottom.. just like the Tattoo on your arm.. soft and saggy.... Hope you have your boats running good... maybe you need a push on the water.. heck Ron can give you that..

Grim out

The hidden secrets come out.....Grim, you did not include professional smack talk on your resume....we need to update your job description :blink:

 

[Grimracer]

Russ,

Do ya think so.. im very new to this and at this time kindof getin a lesson form the boys.. But i keep tryin..

And by the way.. anything you can do to get the ice off the ponds around here.. i opened my mouth and now need some testing time. :blink:

Grim :lol: