OT - Funny signatures

[Joe Wiebelhaus]

Sponsored By Visa, AND Mastercard

Accomplished Nothing and Impressed Nobody

World Champion in ALL Bull$hit/Benchrace Competition Catagories

"One Percenter" Tampa Bay MB/C

"Opinions are like #$%holes, everybody has one" - Dirty Harry.

"THOU SHALT NOT RACE UGLY BOATS!"

- IMPBA District 12 Director -

- IMPBA World Record Twin Hydro SAW -

- IMPBA World Record 1/8th Scale 1/4 Mile Oval -

- IMPBA Team World Record w/ John Finch D Hydro 1/3 Mile Oval -

- Official member of the IMPBA 105 mph Hydro club -

"ILLEGITIMI NON CARBARUNDUM"

I have gone to find myself, If I return before I get back, keep me here.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

The Shadow always knows!!!

Andy Greene

NAMBA #1338

Aeromarine Sport 40

U-1 Atlas Van Lines. (re-work in progress-slowly-but gaining ground)

2007 WCRA B-Mono High Points Champion.

When I grow up, I'll be too old to make any use of my wisdom.

0 DNF'S=WOOD AKA BOATMAN Quote of the week. (Did you glass the transom back on or just CA it?)

Life is not like a bowl of cherries...It's more like a jar of jalapenos--what you do today might burn you’re a

$$ tomorrow.....

Won a Few. Lost a Few. Wrecked a Few.

Don't Sweat the Petty Things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things

Bob Morton, Carry cash,it an`it heavy

If it`s wood it`s good

Old worn out racer.\

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out !

If you always do what you always did,

you'll always get what you always got...

Toronto, Canada, eh!

Beginner Boater, National Racer, Club Racer, World Racer, Newbie, Chat Moderator, Boater

It aint purdy but it hauls A$$

~~~~~55+MPH Club Member!~~~~

AIRWALK aka robin

getting old ain't for sissy's

If it weren’t for physics or law enforcement I’d be unstoppable.

Once again man your drivel killed the pig dead!!

There is no substitute for speed!!!

"As long as I'm in the race I'll give it my best"

"The Race never Stops!..." Mercury outboards

I know that I don’t know. Therefore, I know.

"When You Need That Little Something Extra"

Running slow is a waste of time.

The world is only as small as the space between your ears.........

Fellow G' Man of the SunShine Syndicate

:lol:

 

[Norm Doerr]

Sponsored By Visa, AND MastercardAccomplished Nothing and Impressed Nobody

World Champion in ALL Bull$hit/Benchrace Competition Catagories

"One Percenter" Tampa Bay MB/C

"Opinions are like #$%holes, everybody has one" - Dirty Harry.

"THOU SHALT NOT RACE UGLY BOATS!"

- IMPBA District 12 Director -

- IMPBA World Record Twin Hydro SAW -

- IMPBA World Record 1/8th Scale 1/4 Mile Oval -

- IMPBA Team World Record w/ John Finch D Hydro 1/3 Mile Oval -

- Official member of the IMPBA 105 mph Hydro club -

"ILLEGITIMI NON CARBARUNDUM"

I have gone to find myself, If I return before I get back, keep me here.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

The Shadow always knows!!!

Andy Greene

NAMBA #1338

Aeromarine Sport 40

U-1 Atlas Van Lines. (re-work in progress-slowly-but gaining ground)

2007 WCRA B-Mono High Points Champion.

When I grow up, I'll be too old to make any use of my wisdom.

0 DNF'S=WOOD AKA BOATMAN Quote of the week. (Did you glass the transom back on or just CA it?)

Life is not like a bowl of cherries...It's more like a jar of jalapenos--what you do today might burn you’re a

$$ tomorrow.....

Won a Few. Lost a Few. Wrecked a Few.

Don't Sweat the Petty Things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things

Bob Morton, Carry cash,it an`it heavy

If it`s wood it`s good

Old worn out racer.\

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out !

If you always do what you always did,

you'll always get what you always got...

Toronto, Canada, eh!

Beginner Boater, National Racer, Club Racer, World Racer, Newbie, Chat Moderator, Boater

It aint purdy but it hauls A$$

~~~~~55+MPH Club Member!~~~~

AIRWALK aka robin

getting old ain't for sissy's

If it weren’t for physics or law enforcement I’d be unstoppable.

Once again man your drivel killed the pig dead!!

There is no substitute for speed!!!

"As long as I'm in the race I'll give it my best"

"The Race never Stops!..." Mercury outboards

I know that I don’t know. Therefore, I know.

"When You Need That Little Something Extra"

Running slow is a waste of time.

The world is only as small as the space between your ears.........

Fellow G' Man of the SunShine Syndicate

:lol:

WOW! Awesome

 

[piper_chuck]

"I have too much time on my hands"

Ya think? :lol:

 

[Don Ferrette]

Joe you forgot one- my personal favorite that Bob Timmons (tracerbob) has in his sig-

"Man, that thing was hauling ass! ........How far into the woods do you think it went?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mt. gay rum]

Joe... you need to work on your new boat or another boat also comes to mind...way too much time on your hands buddy...

 

[Andy Greene]

Joe you forgot one- my personal favorite that Bob Timmons (tracerbob) has in his sig-
"Man, that thing was hauling ass! ........How far into the woods do you think it went?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

One of my personal favorites also :lol: :lol: - besides yours Don-

"I have gone to find myself, If I return before I get back, keep me here"-

Im just afraid mine is true

Andy

 

[waltr]

I always liked Finches old one

Got a 110 MPH patch. They don't come cheap and they don't come easy.

Got a round nose that won the nats two years in a row.

As Steve Speas would say...... That was a hoot!

Cut up more boats on the band saw than most modelers will ever dream to own in a life time.

Designed the Twin Craft , which was a great heat racer for just about anybody and also held all of the records back in the 90s. They were superceeded by faster boats that don't finish races, so no one races monos anymore.The new gas boats are saving that class.

Got the fastest oval boat in the world hanging on the wall. Looks like crap, but it's fast.Needs glass water and high nitro or it won't play.

Got gas boats that put the fun back into racing. Got a wife that says she's number 2 to the boats. Took six years for her to figure that out.

Been racing for 38 years, hall of famer,and still got the itch to go racing!!!!!!

As Don would say............ it is what it is!

Guess this is my thing.

 

[Don Ferrette]

Another real funny one that I believe used to be on James Clegg's sig line-

"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ray Sametz]

Steve Sutton, "It ain't fast, but it ain't last" :lol: :lol: :lol: Steve Speas " Enuf talk, throw the **** boat in the water"

 

[Wesleys Custom Graphics]

Joe you forgot one- my personal favorite that Bob Timmons (tracerbob) has in his sig-
"Man, that thing was hauling ass! ........How far into the woods do you think it went?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Man....I gotta put that one on a shirt! I guess it hit home cuz I pulled one out of the fork in a tree once.

 

[Tim Kish]

Joe

I think you need to get a Hobby :lol:

Tim K

 

[MEAN GREEN]

Sponsored By Visa, AND Mastercard

Accomplished Nothing and Impressed Nobody

World Champion in ALL Bull$hit/Benchrace Competition Catagories

"One Percenter" Tampa Bay MB/C

"Opinions are like #$%holes, everybody has one" - Dirty Harry.

"THOU SHALT NOT RACE UGLY BOATS!"

- IMPBA District 12 Director -

- IMPBA World Record Twin Hydro SAW -

- IMPBA World Record 1/8th Scale 1/4 Mile Oval -

- IMPBA Team World Record w/ John Finch D Hydro 1/3 Mile Oval -

- Official member of the IMPBA 105 mph Hydro club -

"ILLEGITIMI NON CARBARUNDUM"

I have gone to find myself, If I return before I get back, keep me here.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

The Shadow always knows!!!

Andy Greene

NAMBA #1338

Aeromarine Sport 40

U-1 Atlas Van Lines. (re-work in progress-slowly-but gaining ground)

2007 WCRA B-Mono High Points Champion.

When I grow up, I'll be too old to make any use of my wisdom.

0 DNF'S=WOOD AKA BOATMAN Quote of the week. (Did you glass the transom back on or just CA it?)

Life is not like a bowl of cherries...It's more like a jar of jalapenos--what you do today might burn you’re a

$$ tomorrow.....

Won a Few. Lost a Few. Wrecked a Few.

Don't Sweat the Petty Things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things

Bob Morton, Carry cash,it an`it heavy

If it`s wood it`s good

Old worn out racer.\

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out !

If you always do what you always did,

you'll always get what you always got...

Toronto, Canada, eh!

Beginner Boater, National Racer, Club Racer, World Racer, Newbie, Chat Moderator, Boater

It aint purdy but it hauls A$$

~~~~~55+MPH Club Member!~~~~

AIRWALK aka robin

getting old ain't for sissy's

If it weren’t for physics or law enforcement I’d be unstoppable.

Once again man your drivel killed the pig dead!!

There is no substitute for speed!!!

"As long as I'm in the race I'll give it my best"

"The Race never Stops!..." Mercury outboards

I know that I don’t know. Therefore, I know.

"When You Need That Little Something Extra"

Running slow is a waste of time.

The world is only as small as the space between your ears.........

Fellow G' Man of the SunShine Syndicate

:lol:

just added a new one

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ron Olson]

Now I've got to find me a snappy signature!

See ya in Toledo Joe if you're rollin' down that way next weekend.

 

[dwb2620]

Joe you forgot one- my personal favorite that Bob Timmons (tracerbob) has in his sig-
"Man, that thing was hauling ass! ........How far into the woods do you think it went?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Man....I gotta put that one on a shirt! I guess it hit home cuz I pulled one out of the fork in a tree once.

"Man, that thing was hauling ass! ........How far into the woods do you think it went?"

Put that on a shirt and I'd buy it! LOL

David