OT - When to start cussing

[DaveyK]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with ev ery step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

:lol: :blink:

 

[TERMINATOR]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with ev ery step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

:lol: :blink:

i think that kid is gonna get beat..lol , funny stuff. have some friends that have a 3 yo and he was in the drive thru with his parents and he was asked by his parents whom kinda cuss alot what he wanted.. he replied by saying f**k ..i dont know..just f**k-off.. too funny but also kinda sad..lol my kid would need a dentist talking like that.

tk

 

[Andy Greene]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with ev ery step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

:lol: :blink:

i think that kid is gonna get beat..lol , funny stuff. have some friends that have a 3 yo and he was in the drive thru with his parents and he was asked by his parents whom kinda cuss alot what he wanted.. he replied by saying f**k ..i dont know..just f**k-off.. too funny but also kinda sad..lol my kid would need a dentist talking like that.

tk

If I slip - and it happens once and a while -

my 5 year old daughter is pretty quick to point it out and make say sorry B)

Thats a bad word Dad, she says, dont ever say that again. :blink:

Whatever made me say it in the first place is soon replaced by a laugh and smile from me.

Andy

 

[TERMINATOR]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with ev ery step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

:lol: :blink:

i think that kid is gonna get beat..lol , funny stuff. have some friends that have a 3 yo and he was in the drive thru with his parents and he was asked by his parents whom kinda cuss alot what he wanted.. he replied by saying f**k ..i dont know..just f**k-off.. too funny but also kinda sad..lol my kid would need a dentist talking like that.

tk

If I slip - and it happens once and a while -

my 5 year old daughter is pretty quick to point it out and make say sorry B)

Thats a bad word Dad, she says, dont ever say that again. :blink:

Whatever made me say it in the first place is soon replaced by a laugh and smile from me.

Andy

amazing how we as parents can get "corrected" by our kids.. always learning they are , and we need to as well.

tk