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Three woman, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound, one young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear and began talking.
When she finished, she explained, that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.............."Well, will you look at that.......I'm getting a FAX !!"
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Suddenly there was a beeping sound, one young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear and began talking.
When she finished, she explained, that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.............."Well, will you look at that.......I'm getting a FAX !!"
