Smart Haircuts!

[Don Ferrette]

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

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[Andy Greene]

Ahhh - nothing like a little trim

Andy

 

[SayMikey]

Exactly why I shave my head. Not so funny> a friend had what you are saying happen to him in real life but it was the preacher . Every Sunday he said Randy where you going this week( Randy sold plastic pellets) and when you coming home.. Well Randy came home early one week to surprise his wife,it was him who got the surprise......