OT- the Purina diet

[Don Ferrette]

Had to share this one that got sent to me ------

I have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of

Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked

if I had a dog(?)

On a whim, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it

works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line, was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black man who was behind

her.

Horrified, she asked if I was in the hospital because I had been

poisoned by the Purina?

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car

ran over me.

I thought the black guy was going to have to stagger out the door!

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[Gator 340]

Had to share this one ------
I have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of

Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked

if I had a dog(?)

On a whim, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it

works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line, was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black man who was behind

her.

Horrified, she asked if I was in the hospital because I had been

poisoned by the Purina?

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car

ran over me.

I thought the black guy was going to have to stagger out the door!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Leave it to Don to be licken his balls in the middle of the road :lol:

 

[Jay Stone]

Just as long as he doesn't do it while he is racing...

 

[Ed.R]

Just hope he doesn't start licking some else's balls .

 

[Gator 340]

Just hope he doesn't start licking some else's balls .

Dam it man that was just plain wrong :lol:

 

[Don Ferrette]

Just hope he doesn't start licking some else's balls .

Dam it man that was just plain wrong :lol:

Man you guys are sick, I just cut & pasted that joke as it was sent to me. I don't even have a dog. :wacko:

 

[rigger chaser]

:lol:

 

[Ron Olson]

At least it was Purina and not Iambs otherwise he might be in the ICU. :blink:

**** Don, that was funny! I'm sitting here LMAO!

 

[Don Ferrette]

At least it was Purina and not Iambs otherwise he might be in the ICU. :blink: **** Don, that was funny! I'm sitting here LMAO!

Yeah the guy who sent it to me has two retrievers, he thought it was hysterical.

 

[Myron_Sleeva]

Two hillbillies walking down the road come across a rottweiler, chained in a yard, licking his nuts.

One turns to the other and says, "I would like to try that. Bet it would feel good."

Other thinks for a moment and says,"I dunno. He looks kinda mean. Maybe we oughta pet him first."

 

[Gator 340]

:lol:

Two hillbillies walking down the road come across a rottweiler, chained in a yard, licking his nuts.
One turns to the other and says, "I would like to try that. Bet it would feel good."

Other thinks for a moment and says,"I dunno. He looks kinda mean. Maybe we oughta pet him first."

Dude that was tooooooo dam funny I am sityting here crying. The girls at the office thaught there was some thing wrong with me Those have to be the 2 best ball jokes I have ever heard LMFAO

 

[Ron Olson]

Here's kind of a lame one:

What do you have when you have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other?

Kermit the Frog's full attention!