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This is for the over 30 crowd on the board. It was sent to me by a good friend & the more I read it the more I realize how true it is......
As I grow in age, I value women who
are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons
why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And it's usually something
more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
**** what you might think about her or what she's
doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright
red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or
drag queens.
A woman over 30 knows how to be and
is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older
women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with
her.
Yes we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 30+, there is a balding, paunchy relic
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
As I grow in age, I value women who
are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons
why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And it's usually something
more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
**** what you might think about her or what she's
doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright
red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or
drag queens.
A woman over 30 knows how to be and
is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older
women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with
her.
Yes we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 30+, there is a balding, paunchy relic
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
