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[Mike Stewart]

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS:

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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

As Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY BEAUTY SECRETS REVEALED

by Janet Reno

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF

PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULDN'T

DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by

Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of

MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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THREE SIMPLE WAYS TO BECOME A WAR HERO

By John Kerry

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK...AND DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

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[Jerry Wyss]

:lol: Good Mike! I'm in 100% agreement with ALL those examples,,,MIKE STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!! B)

I wanna be Secretary of Offence,,, this otta make that shark puke :lol:

 

[Jerry T]

You forgot about "Everything I know" by George W. Bush

 

[piper_chuck]

You forgot about "Everything I know" by George W. Bush

And the companion volume, "All the things I've done to improve my country's standing in the world", same author

 

[Ed.R]

You forgot about "Everything I know" by George W. Bush

Or "The way I improved the Middle East"

"WAR.......... an exit plan"

 

[Don Ferrette]

"How To Excel In Sports Without Performance Enhancing Drugs" by Barry Bonds

 

[Russell Bear]

"How to sell out our country and everything it stands for"

ACLU, Lawyers and all Politicians...

 

[MarkScott]

"Read My Lips" by George H.W. Bush

 

[Ed.R]

"Read My Lips" by George H.W. Bush

Not sure that could be a double book , I thought that may be a good one for Brittany Spears as well. :blink:

 

[MarkScott]

"Read My Lips" by George H.W. Bush

Not sure that could be a double book , I thought that may be a good one for Brittany Spears as well. :blink:

After putting that down, figured his title should be " Lip Reading 101 "...

 

[racer504]

Here's one..."How to Hunt Safely" by Dick Cheney

 

[piper_chuck]

"Marital Fidelity" by Bill Clinton

"Safe Golfing" by Gerald Ford

 

[Ed.R]

" How to win a Nascar Championship " by Chip Ganassi

But he finally did get him a driver