Don Brown
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- Jul 14, 2007
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[SIZE=20pt]Happy Birthday Dan.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]You are now and forever will be an official member of the GEEZER CLUB.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Use your newly gained status to its fullest. You now officially get to take a nap every day, stop whenever you want while traveling just to pee or stretch your legs without having to explain it to you wife every time, and you get to use it as an excuse as to why you misplace things or don’t get everything done on the honey-do list.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]With your new status you will also receive more junk mail from: medical / drug insurance companies, the AARP, and nursing homes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]In the race of life I am a half a lap ahead of you, so it will come down to who runs out of fuel first to determine the winner.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Enjoy your day and your new status.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Donnie Brown[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]PS: I used large print [/SIZE][SIZE=21.3333px]in case[/SIZE][SIZE=16pt] you couldn't find your glasses.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]You are now and forever will be an official member of the GEEZER CLUB.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Use your newly gained status to its fullest. You now officially get to take a nap every day, stop whenever you want while traveling just to pee or stretch your legs without having to explain it to you wife every time, and you get to use it as an excuse as to why you misplace things or don’t get everything done on the honey-do list.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]With your new status you will also receive more junk mail from: medical / drug insurance companies, the AARP, and nursing homes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]In the race of life I am a half a lap ahead of you, so it will come down to who runs out of fuel first to determine the winner.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Enjoy your day and your new status.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]Donnie Brown[/SIZE]
[SIZE=16pt]PS: I used large print [/SIZE][SIZE=21.3333px]in case[/SIZE][SIZE=16pt] you couldn't find your glasses.[/SIZE]
