Tonya, the fact that your Florida state 3rd gade education allowed you to read past the first paragraph is "ASTONISHING" > this is your word for the day, astonishing means greatly suprising, or amazement. You can use it in real world and familair sentences such as the following:
James is astonishingly sexy.
James' boats are astonishingly fast and dependable.
My Brother and I have astonishingly huge heads.
"I tell you you guys better worrie about getting your boats to run and not your mouths because we are coming."
WTF?? Dude that was deep. Im not sure if I can make the trip now. (by the way genius, "worrie" is spelled with a "y"-- worry.)
As for me being "big"... well yes, yes I am. And as your wife has been trying to tell you all these years, bigger is better. The saying "size doesnt matter" was made by a midget of a man, similar to yourself.
Kris, Thanks... yet another guy who has good tastes...remind me to buy you and Mike a beer after the races.
John, you are old buddy, just let nature take its course...dont fight it man.
Mark, I welcome the challenge, and although I have never eaten the crow that John speaks of (who, but an old man, still says "eat crow"??), but if I must, then beer battered is the way for me please.
That'll do for now. ~ James