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A friend of mine just sent me this & I have to share it, too funny not to-
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No hockey, No NASCAR, No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster,
No shellfish or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya, No Hooters chicks, No Beer!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy next door praying to Allah.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No hockey, No NASCAR, No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster,
No shellfish or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya, No Hooters chicks, No Beer!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy next door praying to Allah.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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