My wife says I can't buy any more boat stuff!

David Santistevan · Oct 18, 2016

She basically told me that if I bought any more boat stuff she was throwing me out. I'm looking for an apartment with a garage now! There is no way to work out visitation rights for a thunderboat!

charles siler · Oct 18, 2016

Dude my wife said how many boats does it take to fill the void in my soul. Baha haha!

SayMikey · Oct 18, 2016

Hell you win more than you buy lol

Al Hobbs · Oct 18, 2016

You have horses, right. Horses need a big barn...........

Hydro Junkie · Oct 18, 2016

You can give her a choice, lots of booze or boats and see what she says. Before my wife and I got married, I was told no booze/beer in the house. I agreed, as long as I got to have and work on toys. She's now wondering if having a drinker would have been cheaper

PAUL STIRTON · Oct 18, 2016

Do I need to talk to her?

dr gary turner · Oct 19, 2016

Have a separate BOAT CHECKING ACCOUNT. Keep the check inook in your tool box.

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission. At least you have already bought the boat stuff and "It can't be returned".

IT WAS BOUGHT ON SALE

David Santistevan · Oct 19, 2016

Well to her all the boats look the same. For the longest time I was able to get away with "I have had that one for a while". Then I was able to milk the "I traded one of the boats I already had" for a while. Then I resorted to "you got a new horse so I thought I would get another boat", and that one was the fatal mistake as you can imagine!

John Finch · Oct 19, 2016

I have my own bank account and she doesn't care what comes or goes so long as the bills are paid. She has her own account and she can do what she wants with her money. The key is separate bank accounts. Doc is right. ON SALE is like getting it for free. My wife buys stuff on sale and tells me how much she saved. Never how much she spent. Works for them so should work for us.

John

Chris Wood · Oct 19, 2016

ya well.. boat stuff is bad enough.. try explaining to her you are going to dismantle a perfectly good car with less than 10,000 miles on it to tear apart the motor to MAKE IT BETTER.. then go race boats again next yr LOL!!!

trust me i know how it goes

ww29 · Oct 19, 2016

tell her you traded a boat for it. that what I tell my girlfriend. when she asks what boat I tell her it was a old one in the attic I had for years. hope she never catches on.

Charles Perdue · Oct 19, 2016

David Santistevan said:
She basically told me that if I bought any more boat stuff she was throwing me out. I'm looking for an apartment with a garage now! There is no way to work out visitation rights for a thunderboat!

Get a DOG, they do not care how much you spend, they do not need a fur coat, they already have one, they do not need a car, cannot drive, they do not need jewelry, they do not want to go out to dinner, a can of Alpo works here, they do not care how dirty that you are, they love you anyway, and the "BIG PLUS" is they always meet you at the door with their tails wagging, how many wives do that?????

As far as any other needs you think that you may have, time will take care of that.....

Charles

Will Gallagher · Oct 19, 2016

I very dear friend of mine once told me; Tell the truth, there is much less to remember........

brad nichols · Oct 19, 2016

Tell the truth Al as I heard the attic and out buildings that the boss doesn't go to is full at your place and are good hiding spots.

Brad

the german · Oct 19, 2016

Hydro Junkie said:
You can give her a choice, lots of booze or boats and see what she says. Before my wife and I got married, I was told no booze/beer in the house. I agreed, as long as I got to have and work on toys. She's now wondering if having a drinker would have been cheaper

Woman

o you drink beer ?

Man:Yes.....

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up Interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, You could have now bought a new Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

......... just saying

Christian Lucas · Oct 19, 2016

Have a look in your wifes wadrob and have you ever count how many shoes she has ? To much .

Happy Amps Christian

Hydro Junkie · Oct 19, 2016

German, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Wife, however, didn't see the humor in it, making it even funnier

Christian, in my case, it's not her shoe collection, its a closet full of her dance clothes with fabric in hand to make more.

the german · Oct 20, 2016

Hydro Junkie said:
German, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Wife, however, didn't see the humor in it, making it even funnier

Christian, in my case, it's not her shoe collection, its a closet full of her dance clothes with fabric in hand to make more.

I hear u Mark ....... the closet is full of stuff and then they complain " i have nothing to wear for tonight "

Same ol' story

Alex

dave roach · Oct 20, 2016

Hide your boat in her wardrobe and is will not see them.LOL

Marty Slater · Oct 20, 2016

DAM i sure would MISS her cooking

marty

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